[b]Phantom iPod owner:[/b]
This person always has the Apple ear buds in and seems to be rocking out, but you never see the iPod. They don't have the remote control and the wire just disappears into their bag or coat pocket. They never fast forward, rewind or switch playlists. Hmmm. Maybe the ear buds are just a front. They've just got them plugged into some crappy CD-player. They desire the 'je ne sai qua' of iPod ownership without actually owning the best of breed MP3 player.
The Definition of the Man: His iPod