Truly, and sadly as these Easter Egg hunts, as you call them, suggest - along with a lack of clear thinking - eliminating this particular web site from my reading list.
There are more articulate sources available.
OK, you have made a few good points. But your position is not helped by crude comments such as MacBook Suck. Really.
Oh, and please proof your copy ... I found at least three typos without looking hard.
What is Cooking in the Apple Kitchens isn't what Folks Suspect
What is Cooking in the Apple Kitchens isn't what Folks Suspect